Frustrated married woman arrested after taking off all her clothes at bar

Marriage doesn’t necessarily go well for some people. While many of those who feel frustrated by marriage file for divorce or push it all inside, some act like Traci Batcher and get naked in a Sarasota, FL bar. We all cope in different ways.

Police say the 34-year-old Batcher was highly intoxicated at a local Thirsty Turtle when she went to the bathroom.

When she emerged, Batcher was topless. Though bar employees and police officials repeatedly requested Batcher put her clothes back, she refused, saying “You don’t understand, I have been married since I was 13 years old and have been married for 16 years.”

After being taken to the police station for processing, Batcher fell and banged her chin on the floor, requiring stitches.

Batcher denied being on any illegal substances. She’s being charged with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

I know nothing of Batcher’s circumstances with her marriage or even if what she’s saying is legit. But all I know is that if you’re drunk enough that you require stitches AND people are imploring you to put your clothes back on, you’re probably not too much of a catch. Maybe as a saucy 13-year-old having an illegal marriage, but not at 34. Unless she’s wearing pig tails. As adult films have taught us, pig tails are a perfectly viable rationale for developmental failures and promiscuity.

Woman strips naked in men’s room at Sarasota bar [WTSP]

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