The 10 funniest ‘To Catch A Predator’ screencaps

On December 28, 2007, the world lost a beautiful flower when the last ever To Catch A Predator aired. The ultra-popular Dateline NBC segment, in which ultra-smug Chris Hansen, with the help of troll group Perverted Justice, entrapped hundreds of child predators and handed them over to the long arms and sizzling tasers of the law, was the target of tons of criticism and was taken off the air. To celebrate its wonderfulness, here’s the 10 funniest screencaps from the show’s run.

10 Jorts
You’d think an experienced pedophile entrapper would have a better response to almost blowing their cover than “Durr I dunno” but I guess you don’t have to be smart, just smarter than a guy in jorts.

9 Panties
This guy has a lot of plans for these panties. I’ve never understood the appeal of ladies draws without a lady in them, but then I’m not a kiddy diddler.

8 Freak You Out
Oh, did you forget I was a pedophile? Let me remind you right quick.

7 Shopping
This guy is very goal-oriented. I’d like to think he’s following some kind of molester flowchart. IF (CONDOMS = FALSE) GO SHOPPING.

6 Genuis
One of the requirements for being declared of genius level intelligence is the ability to spell “Genius.” Also knowing how to put on a shirt.

5 Horny Level
It’s over nine thousand!

4 Be Your Toilet
Give it time, I’m sure somebody will make a Facebook page for pissing on your dumb pervert face any day now.

3 Excited
This guy’s excited. Can’t you tell?

2 Condoms
This is the absolute worst thing you could hear from a child molester. Everything else is tied for second.

1 Boots
I think for this guy the boot shopping is just as important as committing statutory rape. Maybe more important.

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