New Tumblr chronicles the lonely comments of men on hot girl Instagram photos
Thirstiest Men of Instagram is a new Tumblr looking at the desperate and often pathetic comments of men on hot girl photos on Instagram. It’s even better than it sounds.
I sincerely doubt you have any stacks, let alone ten. A more reasonable offer would be “I have Call of Duty and a lot of experience on PornHub and will barter either of these things to prematurely ejaculate on or around you.”
All kinds of dick. Variety is the spice of life and clearly none of us have lived until we’ve experienced a penis in a top hat.
Nothing turns on a woman more than inviting a cartoon child into your theoretical sexual escapades.
I too enjoy getting very specific parts of my body compared to viscous liquids.
Aim for the stars, acemobaidin. Aim for the stars.
Rule #1 of seduction: Women love being treated like balloon animals.
See more of the Thirstiest Men of Instagram on Tumblr. You’ll feel much better about yourself.