The greatest newspaper headline ever printed

Headlines are difficult to finesse sometimes. Other times, they are masterpieces that stand on their own (see: this headline I wrote yesterday). But for one lucky newspaper writer, they completed the finest headline known to man.

Gay bars…man, anything goes there. Like you could tell me any far-fetched story and I’d be like, “Shut up.” Then you’d go, “No seriously, the crowd at the gay bar was so surprised.” And I’d be like, “Oh. Makes sense.” Subtlety, thy name is not homosexuality.

Self-Writing Story of the Day [The Daily What]

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