Garfield is a known commodity on the Internet: He’s possibly the least interesting or entertaining comic strip character that we all inexplicably enjoyed at some point in our lives. And Twitter used a Go Comics livechat to dump that hatred at him.

The Go Comics chat, hashtagged #GarfieldLIVE, trended worldwide. The result? A bizarre mix of people trolling the @GoComics account and people asking actual questions of a fictional illustrated cat. We picked our favorite tweets for you in the gallery above. Which tweets fall under which criteria? You decide! -Chris Spags