GIFterpiece Theatre: Paris Hilton sexually assaulted by a monkey and Kate Upton

A. Isaac Senior Editor

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What better way to start off GIFterpiece Theatre than with Paris Hilton sexually harassed by a monkey.

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This is my favorite clip of a kid smashing his body on a diving board.

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Kate Upton bouncing…you’re welcome (see more here).

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Adorable little rapist dog.

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The mom is just so animated.

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I imagine she grunted during this.

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Neil Patrick Harris is just awesome.

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This had success written all over it.

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Yep. SWAG.

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Once upon a time, Will Smith was a great actor. Now he makes MIB III.

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Angry Birds…amirite?

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Here’s KG staring into your soul.

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Ladies and gentleman, the starting center on the 2012-2013 Miami Heat.

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How I feel every time I get good news.

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A GIF from Quentin Tarantino’s new movie, Django Unchained.

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A fantastic Angelina Jolie impression.

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WHAT???

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Yep, until tomorrow folks.

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