Girl dances with fire, ends up with flaming crotch

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Meet Cassie. She’s just a girl doing a little performing art with torches. And she happened to have her crotch caught on fire in the process. Probably not intentionally.

It’s like my mother always said: “Keep vaginas away from open flames.” I, uh, I’m not sure why she said that. I mean there’s really no other context in which that would make sense. Rarely do these two twains meet. Nonetheless, here’s hoping for a speedy recovery for Cassie’s crotch. You’re in our prayers, little guy, for all the wrong reasons.

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