Goatse-flavored Doritos sound delicious
Chris Spags I think I’ve literally gotten about ten amateur-made Doritos commercials emailed to me under the guise of some Doritos marketing jerkoff pretending they found a cool video online. Usually they’re terrible and make me question my faith in cheese-flavored corn ships. But this commercial for Doritos has a chip back mocking the popular viral Goatse photo, so, hey, it got my attention.
I get that Doritos thinks it’s doing something cool by having users make these viral videos and maybe they are. But of all the ways to get me to eat a bag of nacho chips, I don’t know how reenacting a famous photo of a gentleman with his rectum spread as though it were a portal in “Stargate” is going to get me back into the Doritos business. The notion of corn chips in a man’s bung probably doesn’t appeal to as broad of an audience as Doritos is hoping for. Leave that type of behavior to the people over at Combos, the dregs of breaded snack community.
Goatse-flavored Doritos [Buzzfeed]
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