Google’s search recommendations prove extremely insightful

Google’s search recommendations and corrections have long been a joke on the Internet. It’s not their fault or anything, they’re just trying to help. But still, some of their search recommendations could be a bit stronger, like this person looking for some information the movie “Jaws” and the fear of sharks.

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Well, it’s long been thought that Jews control the media so it makes sense that they would be the ones to make us fear sharks. But what do they have to gain from it? The answer: Shark Week. Jews love Shark Week. Matzo ball soup and Shark Week, really those two things. Pretty sure that was Chapter Two in the Torah. Right after that part about how to get good at managing finances and why penises look the Unibomber when they have foreskin.

No Google, I did not mean that! [Reddit]

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