Group sex, bed sharing leads to assault charge for Cincinnati man
Chris Spags The world of being a “group couple” may seem appealing to you, but you better make sure you’ve got the situation under control. Otherwise, you may end up like 28-year-old Christopher Kilgore.
Kilgore, from the Cincinnati-area town of Sedamsville, was arrested on Friday after allegedly using a stripper pole during an assault.
Kilgore had been trying to keep two women as a “group couple” (i.e. Kilgore, Respectable Lady A and Respectable Lady B all dating each other).
Officials say that Kilgore got into an altercation with one of his ladies over his telling friends that he was “having sex with both girls at the same time.”
Police say that Kilgore hit one of the girls and shoved the other into the stripper pole he had installed in his house.
Kilgore denies any claims of abuse, alleging that the women were hitting themselves to get marks indicating abused on their bodies.
It’s hard to feel too bad for Kilgore; for most men, it’s difficult enough to handle the demands and emotions of one woman. To aspire to have two in a relationship, well, that’s just being greedy and he deserved to be taken down a peg (especially considering he’s approximately as handsome and deserving of a menage-e-love-affair as Rocky Dennis). There’s a reason why the HBO show “Big Love” is a drama and not an uplifting comedy about a man enjoying the company of multiple women and high-fiving friends. Though I would totally watch it if it were the latter.
Police: 2 women, 1 man and a stripper pole lead to Sedamsville arrest [WCPO]
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