Guess the substance being abused!

Posted by Chris Spags on October 14th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

Is there anything sillier than a person all messed up on some foreign substance? Nothing can cause you to deteriorate from borderline-contributing-part-of-society to complete debacle within minutes. Watch this opus of a guy wobbling around a convenience store and guess what he’s on.

Sure it’d be easy to guess roofies, but that’s a stupid guess. He doesn’t have a frat guy with a backwards cap on top of him, now does he?

Then again, based upon how he looks when walking, maybe he wasn’t drunk. Maybe he’s just different, you know? Perhaps he was just born without a leg, but with an extremely large set of genitals that allow him to loosely replicate leg function without all that pesky footwear shopping. Boy would all of our faces be red. His face would be white though due to a complete loss of blood. In fact he’d probably die. Imagination is fun!

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.