Guy calls 911 to complain about prostitute, shockingly gets arrested
Next time you’re mad about your sex worker purchase, you should probably write about it in your Livejournal instead.
Scott Pipher of Maine had allegedly solicited the services of a lady of the evening when he didn’t get exactly what he wanted from the experience. So he did what all wronged citizens do by dialing 911.
Old Orchard Beach Police claim that Pipher called the emergency hotline to seek help for a prostitute “shorting him 10 minutes.”
The incident isn’t Pipher’s first problem with ladies of the evening. Seacostonline.com reports that Pipher is a frequent problem for escorts with several negative review on escort client review sites.
On one review site, Pipher is said to be “notorious for booking out-calls and then not answering his door or phone.”
Piper is going to be arraigned on December 12.
It seems like Pipher has problems with the hookers and the hookers have problems with Pipher. So maybe they can just agree to call it quits and let’s have Pipher avoid anything resembling procreation and instead just jerk off into Christmas socks like the good Lord intended.