Guy gets into fight, runs away, gets knocked out by tree
Two guys get in a fight in a park. One guy tries to escape. Then he runs face first into a tree and gets knocked out cold in the hardest way possible.
I’m pretty disappointed in the birds in that park for not opting to circle around his head like a Looney Tunes character suffering a head injury. Step your game up, real life birds. (via The Big Lead)