Guy rings in the New Year by dangling from a rafter at a concert, plummeting while a rapper narrates

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

This guy went to Perth’s Origin music festival expecting a New Year’s Eve full of fun. Instead, he somehow fell from the rafters while rapper A$AP Rocky narrated his complete failure at life. Such surreal. Very idiot.

“Oh he’s okay, don’t worry guys. Thank God he’s alright. Crazy. Anyway this seems like a great time to segue into my song, ‘Bitches Love My Dick And My Money’. Let’s start the healing.”

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