Guy robs Taco Bell, tries to get a job

There’s a real need for money out there. So much so that robbing a Taco Bell, pretty much the most wealthy of restaurants according to this chihuahua I asked, isn’t enough for one guy…he tried to get a job there too.

Police are searching for a man who brandished a gun at the Taco Bell on Route 9W and later asked for a job.

The man, whose description was sketchy , entered the fast-food restaurant just after 2 p.m. Monday and pointing a gun at the cashier, demanded money and told the cashier to get on the floor, said Lt. John Hickey of the Haverstraw Police Department.

The man then walked into the manager’s office, which is located at the back of the store.

“He requested an application for employment and the manager said ‘No,’” Hickey said. The manager asked the suspect to leave; he left the premises in an unknown direction.

The manager didn’t see the attempted holdup. The suspect did not point the gun at the manager, said Lt. Peter Murphy.

Maybe the robber was able to see the future and robbed the store because he knew the manager was going to rudely decline an application for no reason. How would you react if someone destroyed your dream of being elbow deep in highly processed meat and stale cheese? Get a new dream, you say? Good point.

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