Guyism Exclusive: How did Justin Bieber get syphilis?

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

When we saw that Google Trends showed “Justin Bieber syphilis” as a top search trend yesterday, we knew we had to get to the bottom of it for all of the Bieberholics in our readership. And, after extensive research, we figured it out.

justin bieber has syphilis Guyism Exclusive: How did Justin Bieber get syphilis?

You can see the proof in Kim Kardashian’s tweet here, where Kim claims to be doing a photoshoot in Hawaii for some reason with the Biebs.

So there you have it, Justin Bieber is (allegedly) rife with syphilis thanks to Kim Kardashian’s paws. On the plus side, his hair is also probably gelled up enough to retain its youthful style for months thanks to the buckets of athlete jizm that typically reside on the beachfront property of Kim’s fingertips.

I’m sorry, that was unnecessarily mean. I’m just jealous. Of both of them, really. One day Bieber, you will be mine. *licks cover of Tiger Beat

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