Guys motorboat girls for donations to breast cancer charities

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

As if there were a better reason to consensually get your face between some boobs, raising money for breast cancer charities seems like it. The guys from Simple Pickup are motorboating women for the good of boobs everywhere.

How generous of these men to sacrifice their faces for the good of breast cancer awareness. And what good sports all the women are. This is a landmark moment for male-female relations. Everyone working together just to solve a problem. But why stop there? Let’s motorboat to stop hunger, war, and provide better education for young Americans. Motorboating is the path to fixing all of the world’s ills. Thanks to these brave men for figuring it all out.

(Did that work to get us all more motorboats? Fingers crossed)

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