One of the toys the little kid in your life and/or basement will want this summer is a singing Hannah Montana Christmas doll. Unfortunately, as happens every year, the audio quality on the talking doll is a bit garbled, making it sound like the doll is cursing. You can see the doll expressing its vulgar love for pumpkin pie at 0:43.
I find it hard to believe that a Hannah Montana doll would be so enthusiastic for pie that she’d go “Later we’ll have some f*cking pie.” The only reason the mom is so convinced the doll is saying that is because you can tell my looking at her that she’s felt a bit too much joy over pie throughout the course of her life. You can’t project your feelings onto a doll, Fat Hillbilly Mom with David Letterman Teeth. No matter how many times I’ve told Barbie I loved her and was there for her when Ken broke her heart.
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