Helpful computer tips from two smart young ladies

Public access television is an important resource for American society. Where else would you get poorly informed, blandly articulated opinions without the wonders of public access television? Well, fortunately, two women have decided to help you out with your computer maintenance through the non-ironic usage of double entendre.

I had just written up a paragraph worth of testicle puns here, but I’m going to spare you that because I care.

You can’t totally kill these gals for not getting it. I sincerely doubt that either of them have a lot of experience with male genitalia. The closest either of them has been to sexual activity with a willing male probably involves a bottle of chardonnay, a jar of peanut butter, and an awkward glance to their black lab Hershey. Even then, I’m not sure either of the gals would be getting any. It’s safe to say there’s no shame greater than your dog having to make an excuse like “Oh, I have to get up early for work in the morning” while you’re there with a lap full of Jif.

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