Hipster lady goes full Elaine Benes in worst dancing moment in white people history

A. Isaac Senior Editor

There was a sidewalk BBQ in Brooklyn over the weekend, presumably in celebration of our country’s independence. One woman thought it was ok to go full Elaine in the middle of the street. REMINDER: Never go full Elaine.

Seriously, was that a combination of the river dance and Irish jig? White people, help me out here, what’s the name of that thing. Because we basically went from, “Hey-O, some busty chick twerking” to “boner-deflating wild gesticulation.”

This is all Elaine’s fault.

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