How not to drive a forklift

This video seems like it should be a part of Southwest Airline’s “Want to get away?” series of ads in which people want to go on vacation to avoid catastrophic situations. A forklift driver smashed into a shelf of Cognac and everything fell in the most horrific of ways.

I really wish you could see the guy’s face in the video. I imagine the look would be somewhere in between “Oh my God I almost died” and “I’m Gary Glitter and the police just took my laptop.” It’d be pretty hard to justify keeping someone in your company when his one job is to drive forklift and he somehow destroys hundreds of thousands of dollars of products because he briefly thought his forklift got hit by the red turtle shell from Mario Kart. Even though that could be a result of the Cognac, they probably can’t support it too much.

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