How to get that dream internship you’ve always wanted

There are a lot of how to’s out there telling you the best way to get your dream internship. But really, it’s simple to get a job you’ve always wanted. Just be a completely entitled ass, like this intern applicant who didn’t hear back from the place he applied to quickly enough.

The employer emailed the kid back saying that the position had been filled and that he was being kind of rude. You can see the final equally surly email the employer got back from him at Gawker.

So, key takeaways:
-When applying to an internship, appear as entitled as humanly possible
-Try to get them to say you’ll get a full-time job when they haven’t even shown interest in you as an intern
-Harass them one business day after you send your application. After all, you’re applying for an internship, thus making you priority #1 for the company
-Play hard to get. Companies are like women…they love it when you’re not interested
-If all else fails, withdraw your application. They’ll never know what hit them (or care enough to realize)

So there you have it. Now you’re equipped to get any job of your choosing. Push forward with unbridled entitlement and douchebaggery, friends!

The (Potential) Intern From Hell [Gawker]

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