I have no clue how this guy could be single

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Making a profile for a dating Web site isn’t easy. But, then again, you don’t have the natural linguistic skills and textual charms of this man, whose dating Web site profile is truly one any lady would fall for.

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Listen, I’m all about sex in extravagant places (Survey Says…in her butt!) but I have to question this guy’s logic. Sex in a hot air balloon? Really? What woman is going to fall for that? If I were a woman and I wanted to be violated by a swarthy man with a musky odor in a 8×8 space, I’d go back to giving handies to the homeless for their panhandling earnings. At least that way I could fulfill my community service requirements, too.

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