Interactive billboards are not the wave of the future

Upon digging through the deluge of emails I got over the holiday (best title: “Can Aliens Make You Rich? This Former Homeless Kid Thinks So!” So many unanswered questions!), this gem was almost lost in the shuffle. This is what happens when your billboard of your news team is right next to a live Twitter news stream. They get accused of bad things.

Frankly, I think it was the fault of the one in the middle. You don’t get a turquoise suit like that without a bit of dabbling in the world of criminality. Now you might think that’s racist, but I disagree. If anything, it’s empowering. So often are creepy white men accused of sexual crimes. Why are they the ones who get all the glory? I say that black women with large hoop earrings are just as capable of orchestrating a gang rape as you, White Devil. Please, please, don’t applaud me, I’m just giving Kym Thurman what she needs: Someone to believe in her.

[Joe My God, thanks Jay for the tip!]

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