Introducing the calmest and creepiest video on YouTube
Anything I say in the lede here will ruin this video for you. Just know that the words “self” and “anal” are involved and the video has NSFW audio (but not video, thank God).
I could have lived the rest of my life happily without hearing the phrase “anal breaths.” Now, I’m pretty sure I’ll never be able to forget. Either way, I think we can all agree that more instructional videos could stand to feature a shirtless dude hula hooping. Self-help? Shirtless hula guy. Healthy eating? Shirtless hula. Parenting psychology? Hula with shirt only for shirt to be removed for dramatic emphasis. Done and done. (via Filmdrunk)