Jesse Ventura storms off Opie and Anthony show after getting called out

Former Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura is on a press tour for his new show Conspiracy Theory. Unfortunately, as is usually the case with conspiracy theories, they’re poked full of holes when you’re arguing with someone with a shred of knowledge. So comedian Jim Norton of SiriusXM’s Opie and Anthony show basically tore into him for a half-hour then trashed him after Ventura stormed out in a huff.

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The best part about people with illogical beliefs in conspiracy theories is how their answer to every statement you make that discredits their theory is to paint you as a tool of the oppressive government. It’s perfectly okay for conspiracy theorists to believe that the government is controlled by a panda bear with the power of hypnosis, just like it’s perfectly okay for me to completely ignore them and their lunatic ramblings. Well, assuming they’re not a hot chick or, at the very least, a man who’s fairly convincing in his portrayal of a hot chick. The key is doing more sets of lunges with less weight and more reps. Also: Lots of masking tape for genital tucking…um, so I’ve heard.

UPDATE: By request, the stuff leading up to Jesse storming off. In the clips below, you’ll see Jesse refusing to speak on mic and challenge Jim Norton to a fight. Just so you can see the full spectrum as to why I’m firmly on Team Norton for this one.

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