VIDEO: Jessi Slaughter’s dad is so angry at the Internet

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Gawker has a detailed, much-less-fun background on this video, but let’s not get caught up in the fact that it’s the result of a dad trying to protect his daughter, 11-year-old Jessi Slaughter (pseudonym), from Internet bullies. Because the mustachioed dad’s rant is quite possibly the best thing you’ll see today.

Not going to lie, I’m pretty concerned about all the backtracing he can do to our Web site. And “consequences will never be the same”? That may not mean anything to you, me, or anyone with an eighth grade understanding of English, but it sounds downright horrifying. Let’s just hope they leave the li’l attention whore alone sometime soon.

Let’s also hope dad and mom stop worrying so much about the Internet and tell her to tuck her bra into her shirt a little. She looks like she’s running late to her day shift at Flashdancers in that outfit, giving the video a real “Time to Kill” vibe.

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