VIDEO: Justin Bieber attempts to get away from girls on a Segway

Justin Bieber is the teen heartthrob of our generation..accept that (somewhere, Jonathan Taylor Thomas just smashed down his mug of Stop ‘N’ Shop generic apple juice and wept for days gone by). This video of Bieber escaping from a throng of women via a Segway is his “Hard Day’s Night.”

I really like this video, mostly because the girls had to actually stop running at some point to avoid actually running past him. It’s like Bieber’s trying to pull an old Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote trick. But otherwise, this is the least efficient getaway ever. You’d be more likely to escape from a throng of fans on the back of an elderly woman in a rusted wheelchair than you are on a Segway.

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