Kim Kardashian in a dress so tight she literally cannot bend over
Chris Spags Looking at any recent photos of Kim Kardashian, she reminds me of the perfect woman I would draw as a child: Basically a stick figure with long hair, a butt and boobs. But here’s another reason to love Kim Kardashian…yesterday, she wore a dress that was so impossibly skin tight, she couldn’t even bend over to pick up her purse.
More of you women could stand to learn a lot from Kim Kardashian. So long as you’re in good shape and pretty, the closer your clothes are to suffocating you or rendering you completely immobile, the better. Ideally, I like my women to be as close to a mummy as possible. Perhaps with slightly less rigor mortis, but you can’t have it all, I suppose.
Kim Kardashian’s Dress Is So Tight She Cannot Pick Up This Thing She Dropped [Gawker]
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