Kramer enters Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment a lot

As you may recall, a trademark “Seinfeld” bit was to have Kramer wantonly slide into Jerry’s apartment every episode and utter a racial epithet (well, perhaps just the first part). So someone undertook the painstaking labor of love to compile all of Kramer’s entrances into Jerry’s apartment in chronological order and, if you’re a fan of the show, it’s kind of compelling.

If you’re not aware, one of the plotlines of this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm is a Seinfeld reunion. Seinfeld was always fine, somewhat escapist TV. But if there were a real reunion, I’d like to see it a bit more grounded in reality. Since Jerry seemed to have a clear opposition to locking his door, perhaps someone would break into his house and gun him, George, Kramer, and Elaine down within the first five minutes of the show while they were busy prattling on about some woman who went on a date with Jerry and kept insisting she lay on him. Then the rest of the episode is just a standard police procedural with random people you don’t know, like Law and Order but with people clearly reading from cue cards and wearing obviously fake mustaches that make them look like they spend too much time at middle school beauty pageants. I know what you’re thinking, “Chris, this is such a great idea, you’re so brilliant! Why aren’t you making TV?” Answer: Too humble.

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