Ladies, your Valentine’s Day loneliness is about to be solved
Chris Spags Valentine’s Day is tough if you’re a single woman. Fortunately, even though we’re a men’s site, Guyism is here to help you too, girls. Your search for a man needs to go no further than this post.
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When you have an opportunity to hook up with a man with more hair on his body than he has on the front of his hairline, you have to take it.
Plus, you know this guy knows women. Women love it when you try to pick them up by saying things that sound like you’re forcing yourself on them at gunpoint. “Don’t scream or I’ll kill you” or its brother “If you tell anyone I will drive over your dog” typically gets the ladies revved up like a Ferrari.
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