Ladies, you’ve found your dream man
Chris Spags Many women come to Guyism and go, “Hey, I’m an attractive woman and I’m looking for a man. Will you pleasure me?” And I have to turn them down because no matter how much they all request it, I simply can’t satisfy every woman alive. Fortunately ladies, there’s hope. The young man in this video is single and does in fact seem quite ready to mingle. Welcome to 2010, ladies.
You may look at this young man and think he’s not quite up to your physical standards and then hear him talk about his mental illnesses and know for a fact that no one in their right mind would have sex with him without being face first in a mountainous pile of ether-soaked rags…but…um…I had a point here. Oh, yeah, so let’s say you’re a woman and you generously open your heart and orifices to this young man. And your friends hear about it. If you’re moderately attractive, odds are, you have completely changed this kid’s life. Because women will chase him for years since one woman has given him a stamp of approval. And they’ll be perplexed when they sit there staring up at his greasy lone bang dangling down at them, wondering why any woman saw any appeal in him. You’d not only be doing something extremely benevolent for this kid, you’d also be malevolently screwing with the heads of dozens of women. This is exactly what the Joker would have done if he had a vagina.
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