Latvian Tecktonik dancing is so smooth

Posted by Chris Spags on December 3rd, 2009 at 4:38 pm

I have no doubt at all that someone is going to leave a comment here and go, “OMG YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT U R TALKING ABOUT THESE TWO ARE THE GREATEST LATVIAN TECKTONIK DANCERS EVER.” Zip it. When your dancing looks like this, as though you’re a suffocating hummingbird, there’s no beauty to it. None. That said, this video must be seen to be believed.

I’m not sure what exactly I can add to this other than the fact that I’ve seen more graceful physical movements in a prison shower scene on Oz. Much more sensual too.

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