Lawyer bites off man’s nose during bathroom stall argument

When people are perhaps drinking, crazy things can happen. Fist fights, injuries, oh, and of course, the occasional nose being bit off. At least that’s what allegedly happened with Tennessee lawyer Mark Lambert got into an altercation with someone in a Memphis restaurant’s restroom and did the logical thing, getting a nice mouthful of schnoz.

A lawyer got his nose bent out of shape during an altercation over an occupied bathroom stall — and retaliated by chomping off part of a man’s schnoz.

Mark Lambert admitted during an interview with WMC-TV to biting off a portion of Greg Herbers’ nose, according to a report on the TV station’s Web site. The bite occurred during a fracas at Memphis-area hot spot Dish.

The brouhaha reportedly began when Herbers entered the restaurant’s bathroom and found all urinals and stalls in use.

He says he asked two men who were in the same stall — but not using the toilet — to leave, WMC-TV reported. He claims they refused his request.

Lambert, who was using a urinal and carrying on a conversation with the duo barricaded in the stall, began hurling profanity at him, Herbers says, and then shoved him and delivered the bite.

That’s a natural reaction. I mean when you have to go to the bathroom, you have to do something to distract yourself from the trouble brewing in your loins. Some people dance around, some people try to think about other things, and some people like to get into a fight and bite off a random dude’s nose. We all cope in our own special ways.

The funniest part to me is that this guy is a lawyer, meaning that he should theoretically be somewhat educated. Yet he resulted to biting off someone’s nose. While that may not make sense to you and me, you should keep in mind it is Tennessee. “Bite off someone’s nose” was probably worth 10 points on his state bar exam.

[NY Daily News]

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