Man arrested for humping a police cruiser

Nobody likes to be hassled by the police. But there are ways to handle it with a degree of grace and subtlety. Like Lespaul Stuckey, a Cincinnati man who, when confronted by police, allegedly began humping a police car.

The 27-year-old Stuckey was arrested on a disorderly conduct charge. According to police, the incident began when Stuckey was causing an annoyance by making noise and obscene gestures.

When police told Stuckey to stop, they claim he pulled in front of the police car and began humping it while cursing at the officers.

Stuckey wasn’t charged with public drunkenness, so it appears as though he was sober during all of this. Which really shows great decisionmaking and high character.

If nothing else, I hope Stuckey learned that you can’t just go around humping police cars. You have to wine and dine the police car first. A little red wine in its carburetor. Some fine music on its stereos. Then you twist its knobs a little and, if things are clear, thrust yourself into the exhaust pipe. Men today…no class. You’ve got to court a fine automobile like that.

Man accused of ‘humping’ police cruiser [Fox19]

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