Library drive-by jizzing leads to arrest

When I go to a library, I expect several things: Books, homeless men, and large black men ejaculating on women’s arms. Well, okay, maybe not usually the latter, but I will now after this report of a man doing just that at a Maryland public library.

Police say a woman was sitting in a public library in Takoma Park, Maryland library reading when 28-year-old Oritse Ayu walked past her and ejaculated onto her arm.

When the woman turned to Ayu, he stood behind her with his dong hanging out.

Ayu allegedly then fled the library, then returned, then fled again when he saw that the woman was reporting the hit and run jizzing to the police.

Officers eventually caught up to Ayu thanks to DNA evidence taken from the woman and a description.

Ayu will face charges of 2nd degree assault and indecent exposure.

I’m most alarmed that the guy was able to ejaculate on the woman and then get away not once, but twice. What was everyone in the library doing while the guy was working himself up to ejaculation in the first place? Just shh’ing him and going back to reading about Harry Potter’s whimsical adventures in wizardry? It’s not exactly quick and dirty, like shooting a bullet from a gun. It’s more like building pressure in a Super Soaker full of mayonnaise. I’d like to believe this crime was more than preventable.

Man Arrested For Allegedly Ejaculating on Woman in School Library [My Fox DC]

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