May 28, 2016, a date that will in infamy. The fateful and harrowing day that the universe lost the most influential primate in history. Despite months have passed since the needless slaughter of the legend, Harambe the Almighty has not been given a proper burial.
Until now.
The stars over at Super Deluxe gave Harambe the proper sendoff.
At the entrance to the Cincinnati Zoo, a casket was laid at On the outside there were bunches of bananas and on the inside was Harambe. I feel like they must have performed some miracles to be able to have an open casket ceremony. Harambe’s family (What’s left of them at least, since George W. Bush killed most of the gorilla’s relatives) gathered around the deceased primate. Grief-stricken spectactors paid their heartbreaking last respects to the legend.
Throughout the livestreamed video, a young boy talks to the slain gorilla. “I’m sorry, it was an accident,” the boy pleads. “I want to play in the lake. Let’s go back to the water.”
Then suddenly, in the last minute of the video Harambe comes back to life like Jesus! “Nothing is real,” a foreboding voice warns.
The fabled gorilla comes back to life right before out very eyes! Our lord and savior is ressurected!
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If you’d like to show your support to Harambe the Almighty you can get our “Hillary Did Harambe” t-shirts.
HILLARY LIED, HARAMBE DIED: Get The ‘HILLARY DID HARAMBE’ T-Shirt The World Needs Right Now https://t.co/BnBnYUsnf8
— Brotips (@brotips) September 3, 2016
There are also this collection of t-shirts available and a wide array of Harambe tributes including even shot glasses as well as shower curtains.
May Harambe be in your hearts and thoughts.
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