Man arrested after waterboarding girlfriend over cheating accusations

Posted by Chris Spags on October 29th, 2010 at 4:54 pm

When taking lessons in dealing with adversity in a relationship, avoid listening to the teachings of 22-year-old Trevor Case, who is being accused of waterboarding his girlfriend after thinking she was cheating on him.

Nebraska police say that Case stuffed socks into his girlfriend’s mouth and tied her up before putting a shirt over her face and pouring water over the top of it.

The police report says that the situation continued until the couple’s young daughter came into the room.

When questioned about scratch marks on his chest stemming from his girlfriend attempting to fight off the torture, Case said that he got the injuries from “wrestling with a friend.”

Case is being charged with domestic assault, false imprisonment, and making terroristic threats.

I’m glad we know now that tying your girlfriend or wife down and subjecting her to torture that can break hardened Muslim jihadists is a bad idea. Good thing. Because you know, that’s just one of those things that isn’t really black and white. Life is all about experiential learning. And pouring water on the toweled face’s of loved ones. I’m surprised that hasn’t made a Hallmark card yet.

Man Busted For Waterboarding Girlfriend [The Smoking Gun]

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