Man arrested by FBI after wife lures him with sexy 17-year-old’s Facebook
Chris Spags When marital bliss isn’t coming your way, how do you try to get things back on track? By getting revenge on your estranged husband through the art of pretending to be a 17-year-old on Facebook.
Police reports obtained by The Smoking Gun tell the story of 29-year-old Angela Voelkert and her fairly evil plan to lure her then-husband David.
Voelkert created a Facebook profile for a 17-year-old named Jessica Studebaker, then encouraged a friend to email her husband from the account out of fear David might recognize her writing style.
David told the fake teen that he had planned to sell his business and move away with his kids. He also told “Studebaker” that he had installed a GPS device in his wife’s van to track her movements at all times.
He then revealed to “Studebaker” that he was “going to find someone to take care of her and now it will be easier because I know where she is at all times.”
Mr. Voelkert then cleverly said that “Studebaker” should find a “gang banger” at her school to “put a cap in [Angela's] ass for $10,000.”
David is being held in an Indiana jail where’s awaiting a detention hearing.
I don’t know the stupidest part of the story: That the husband Voelkert would think some nubile teenage girl would legitimately want to befriend a dodgy older man on Facebook, that he’d spend time opening up his life to her, or that he’d spend time opening up his life to her WITHOUT trying to have sex with her. I mean that had to be the plan on the wife’s part, right? Lure him in with some sexy teen, use it in the divorce proceedings. I imagine even she was taken aback by the fact that he wasn’t trying to drop off a batch on the young fake lass and was instead beating off to the idea of telling her about hoping to kill his wife.
Everybody involved deserves to be in jail for this. Even the girl whose photo it is that Angela used for the fake profile. She’s got to learn that you can’t be going around all teenage and sexy without there being serious repercussions. And the only way she’ll learn is being forced to reenact scenes from “Chained Heat”.
UPDATE 6/10: As several commenters pointed out, Mr. Voelkert was released after proving he knew it was his wife all along and, in fact, wanted to ensnare her. Voelkert got an affidavit after being contacted by the teenage girl saying he suspected it was his wife and said any messages he sent were a lie in order to prove his wife was still tampering with his life.
My take: You’re both fucking nuts.
FBI Busts Man Duped In Facebook Ploy [The Smoking Gun]
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