Man arrested for having sex with dog looks awfully familiar

Posted by Chris Spags on June 3rd, 2010 at 2:00 pm

A man was arrested for having sex with his dogs in Wichita recently. His mugshot looks quite similar to a famous character who had a friendship with a dog. And now you know.

man arrested for having sex with a dog Man arrested for having sex with dog looks awfully familiar

In this guy’s defense, Scooby Doo could easily have just been saying “I want you to tuck me in the bass” and the guy wouldn’t have known due to his canine speech impediment. It’s like I’ve always said…if you don’t want to get popped in the butt, maybe you should enunciate more clearly. While that didn’t make me the most popular third grade grammar teacher, it is a great guideline to live by.

Man Arrested For Having Sex With a Dog [Buzzfeed]
Do you blame him? [Delete Yourself]

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.