Man arrested for having sex with dog looks awfully familiar

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A man was arrested for having sex with his dogs in Wichita recently. His mugshot looks quite similar to a famous character who had a friendship with a dog. And now you know.

man arrested for having sex with a dog Man arrested for having sex with dog looks awfully familiar

In this guy’s defense, Scooby Doo could easily have just been saying “I want you to tuck me in the bass” and the guy wouldn’t have known due to his canine speech impediment. It’s like I’ve always said…if you don’t want to get popped in the butt, maybe you should enunciate more clearly. While that didn’t make me the most popular third grade grammar teacher, it is a great guideline to live by.

Man Arrested For Having Sex With a Dog [Buzzfeed]
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