Man arrested driving in car he reported stolen
Chris Spags After covering stupid criminals for years now, one of my favorite crimes are ones that have no victims and also have no value to anyone at all. Like this crime committed by Ryan Roland, who was arrested after reporting his car was stolen…because he was driving it.
The 24-year-old Roland told Rome, Georgia police that someone entered his motel room when he was gone and had stolen his car.
Officers waited to find Roland’s car on the road. When they saw the car with the plates Roland gave them, they pulled the driver over. Only to find out that it was Roland himself.
Roland was subsequently thrown in jail. He told police that a friend had borrowed the car but didn’t return it when he was supposed to. Which explains nothing at all and everything, all at the same time.
It’s entirely possible that this is all a setup by Ryan Roland’s evil Twin, Bryan Roland. You can tell he’s evil because he has a goatee and he says things like, “Indeed” and then strokes his goatee. Really most of his evilness comes from the goatee. If he shaved, he might have a sunnier disposition. But who are we to discriminate? Either way, Ryan Roland is a silly little turd. I think that’s something we can all agree on.
Driver Arrested In Car He’d Reported Stolen [WSB-TV]
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