Man calls 911 five times in an attempt to get laid

Just a helpful reminder…when seeking a booty call and your cell phone is out of minutes, try to avoid dialing 911. If you’re like this guy and call asking for sex five times, you’ll quickly learn that 911 blows as a wingman.

Joshua Basso said his cell phone ran out of minutes Wednesday, so he called the one number that he knew is always free — 911 — with an unusual request.

He wanted someone to have sex with him.

When 911 operators hung up on him, he called back four times, police said.

Fifteen minutes after his last call, police arrested Basso at his home on charges of making a false 911 call. He was taken to the Hillsborough County Jail, where he remains without bail.

Could the 911 operator have maybe cut him off after three calls? It just seems rude to allow him to call five times and not help him out. I’d assume by the time he got to call number four, he probably figured they’d go, “Man, this guy must really need some sex. Let’s send over the Special Handjob Forces, just this once.” His logic was definitely sound in this crime more than his previous crimes of grand theft of a motor vehicle, violation of probation, domestic violence battery, possession of marijuana, trespassing and burglary.

That said, even if you don’t agree with his methods, you have to admit he’s taking good care of his financial destiny. Those extra cell phone minutes can break such an intelligent man who happens to be acutely in touch with his financial resources. He probably got this money saving tip from Suze Orman.

[St. Petersburg Times]

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