Man charged after wiping his ass with a parking ticket
Chris Spags A classy Chicago man was charged with disorderly conduct after a city employee found brown stains and a foul odor coming off the man’s mailed in parking ticket. Chicago, you just got served.
Nature’s toilet paper.
Alexander Bailey, a 22-year-old from the Chicagoland area, allegedly also wrote a note on the ticket that he had wiped himself with it, lest there be any doubt.
The city employee who found the crappy ticket informed police who then charged and locked up Bailey, who was later released after posting $500 bail.
The original ticket that Bailey allegedly wiped himself with was $15.
There comes a time in which you’ve gone too far to prove a point. Wiping your ass with the ticket, sure…you’re a cool rebel. But then writing a note onto the ticket to point out that you wiped your ass with the ticket? That’s just over the line, man. We get it, you think the city is a joke and want to illustrate that fact with your tender bung. And to think, I expected so much better of a man who’d rub a filthy parking ticket worth less than a night at the movies on his rectum.
Man charged after mailing in stained parking ticket [Chicago Breaking News]
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