Cops have a hard time dealing with drunken idiots a lot. But even in the most aggressive situations, usually you can get away with just some scrapes and bruises. But not in the case of a Chicago area cop who got into a physical confrontation with a man and ended up getting his nipple bit off.
An off-duty cop was allegedly bitten in the chest outside a Gold Coast bar Sunday night, police said.
At about 9:30 p.m., Fernando Cooper, 31, and an off-duty officer got into a physical confrontation outside Gibson’s Bar and Steakhouse, the Sun-Times reports.
Police who witnessed the event say the officer identified himself, but the other man didn’t back down and continued to assault the cop.
Along with several punches that caused cuts to the officer’s eye, the man also “severely” bit the cop’s nipple.
Both the suspect and the cop were treated for cuts and bruising to their faces. However, a doctor said that the bite on the officer’s chest was so severe, the cop “lost a body part,” according to the report.
Even though I’ve never been arrested, I can certainly relate to being drunk and maybe feeling a bit aggressive. But I’m not sure how you go from, “HEY I’M LOADED AND I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU REAL GOOD” to “I’MA BITE ME OFF A BIT OF THAT NIPPLE.” It’s not very manly or tough to bite off another man’s nipple. In fact, when this guy is in jail, he can tell people that he beat off a cop, but once they find out his “vicious assault” was just gnawing on another man’s bosom like a surly baby vampire, I can’t imagine he’d maintain much street cred. Nobody ever anointed someone as King of the Streets because of their prowess at nipple biting. Unless I missed something in the deleted scenes of The Warriors.









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