Man gets jail for setting up dream woman’s husband with planted porn

When courting a woman of your dreams, it’s important to show her how much she means to you. That can be beautiful prose or a sentimental gift. Bad idea: Planting kiddy porn in her husband’s house and tipping off the cops. One-sided love does not conquer all.

A man has been sent to prison after he attempted to force his way into a female colleague’s life by breaking into her house and framing her husband for downloading child pornography.

Ilkka Karttunen, who was born in Finland, became obsessed by a co-worker and hoped that he could forge a relationship with her if he could break up her marriage, jurors at Basildon Crown Court were told.

He sneaked into her home in Southend, Essex, while she and her family were asleep and used the family computer to download images of children being abused, the jury was told.

Suzanne Stringer, for the prosecution, said that police officers went to the house of the victim, who cannot be named for legal reasons, and arrested her husband on suspicion of possession of indecent images of children. “This had a devastating effect on the family as he was given no access to his young children or his home while he was under investigation and he had to live with the trauma of being accused of crimes against young children, of which he is wholly innocent,” she said.

If nothing else, you have to give Karttunen credit for his clever, albeit misguided, plans for winning the woman of your dreams. Maybe he didn’t think through all the finer details, like how getting the woman’s husband arrested would lead the woman to his bed, but he was at least doing better than walking around with his junk hanging out, looking her in the eyes and asking, “Eh????” Wile E. Coyote could have learned a thing or two from this guy.

This is really a horror movie scenario, though. There is literally nothing worse I can think of than being falsely accused of possessing and creating inappropriate pics with kids. No matter what you say, people won’t believe you and that Scarlet R isn’t likely to ever go away even after your innocent was proven. This is why you’re better off just marrying a fat woman with a sassy attitude. No one trying to get you out of the picture then. You hear me, Mo’nique? LOVE ME BACK.

Jail for man who broke into woman’s home to frame husband for child porn [Times Online]

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