Man goes to the wrong house for an orgy invite, gropes someone

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A Connecticut man went on Craigslist looking for the hottest updates in the world of “strangers welcome” group sex events. Unfortunately, someone put up a bogus ad, leaving the man to go to an incorrect place. After being asked to leave, he did the logical thing, allegedly coming back to grope the woman who lived there.

wrong house1 309x210 Man goes to the wrong house for an orgy invite, gropes someonePolice say a bogus ad for group sex led to the arrest of a man who allegedly entered the wrong house and groped an 18-year-old woman.

Richard Zeh, 29, of Newington was responding to the Craigslist ad yesterday when he let himself into the wrong house, where the woman repeatedly asked him to leave, police said.

Zeh then went to the address in the ad, but was told to leave by residents who say they didn’t place it, police said. Zeh then went back to the woman’s house and allegedly groped her, police said.

Zeh was charged with misdemeanor sexual assault, burglary, and a couple other crimes, one of which I have to assume was two counts of “Being a Silly Goose.”

No offense to this guy, whom I’m sure is a real class act, but you can’t just go through life knocking on doors with your junk in your hand just because someone said it was cool on Craigslist. And then, if you’re told you went to the wrong place, coming back to break in and forcibly grope someone certainly isn’t going to help things, even if it does briefly make you feel less silly. You can’t trust Craigslist like that, man. If you can’t even buy a reputable couch on a Web site, you probably shouldn’t be expecting a house filled with women ready to pleasure you. Though, ironically, there’s a decent chance that already happened on the aforementioned couch.

Cops: Man went to wrong house for ‘group sex’ [CTPost]
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