Man puts on clown pants, wig, and fake boobs to rob a bank
Chris Spags Following in the lead of the man who robbed a bank with a bouquet of flowers, a Pittsburgh-area man is accused of robbing a bank while clad in a blond wig, clown pants and, of course, fake boobs.
According to KPTV in Pittsburgh:
Authorities said a Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank wearing a woman’s blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants.
Police Chief Greg Geppert said Hawkins robbed the bank at gunpoint, using a toy BB gun he had shoplifted from a store.
Swissvale police said 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins of North Braddock was sitting in a parked car covered in red dye from an exploding packet in a bag of money when he was arrested Saturday.
I’m glad he wore the fake breasts with the clown pants AND the blonde wig. If he had just worn two of those three things, he’d look absolutely ridiculous.
And seriously, who doesn’t know that bags of bank money have exploding dye in them at this point? I expect much more cogent thinking from my men with fake boobs and clown pants
Police: Man Robs Bank In Clown Pants, Fake Breasts [KPTV]
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