Man sees Jesus in burnt pan of bacon

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Religious people say the Lord works in mysterious ways. Example: A British man accidentally fell asleep while making a pan of bacon. He was awoken by all of the smoke and, upon lifting up the pan, saw the image of Jesus Christ burned into it. Behold the awesome power of Bacon.

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A British man who fell asleep while cooking bacon said he awoke an hour later to find the image of Jesus Christ burned into the base of the frying pan.

Toby Elles, 22, of Salford, England, said he was making a bedtime snack after having some beers with housemates and fell asleep on the couch while waiting for his bacon to cook, the Daily Mail reported Thursday.

“When I woke up about an hour later the room was full of smoke,” he said. “Luckily we have an electric hob so I just turned off the heat, but then I lifted up the bacon and there was JC looking back at me.”

“It’s some kind of miracle,” Elles said.

If I were a religious guy, I’d be kind of pissed right now. With devastating earthquakes hitting all over the earth and all the horrible things people endure on a daily basis, the best thing Jesus could do was show up in a drunken Englishman’s house while he’s making bacon. That really shows how silly the whole concept of expecting help from a higher power is. Like somewhere Jesus was going, “Hmm, I could save that pregnant woman from the rubble. Or…bacon. Rubble..bacon…rubble…bacon *makes weighing hand motion*. BACON!!!!!” I refuse to think that Jesus is the Beggin’ Strips dog.

Man finds Jesus in burnt pan [UPI]
Image Credit [Mirror.co.uk]

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