Man stabs four, killing one, after being mocked for his fart
Chris Spags Passing gas in public unexpectedly can be an embarrassing experience. But here’s how not to respond…by stabbing four people, leading to the death of one.
Marc Higgins, a 21-year-old, stabbed four people at a party over the weekend. The reason? Onlookers said Higgins was upset at their mocking him for farting.
Witnesses said Higgins was “very drunk” when leaving the party. Soon after, Higgins returned, armed with three knives. He then began stabbing people randomly.
Higgins told police he went stab-crazy because he was angry at being mocked and wanted to teach people he “isn’t someone to be trifled with.”
Higgins confessed to the crimes when speaking to police and is currently being held on $2 million bond while awaiting charges.
It’s a pretty horrific crime to go stabbing crazy, and kill someone while doing so, over a fart. But if you really want to show people you’re “not someone to trifle with,” a knife doesn’t seem like the best course of action. Personally, I’d eat something heinous and use old flame swallower tricks to blast a firethrower equivalent out of his anus, singeing off people’s eyebrows by sheer animalism, ingenuity, and Taco Bell combining to form a Megazord of revenge. But hey, that’s just me.
Police: Derision Over Flatulence Was Stabbing Motive [Hartford Courant]
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