Little boy learns about the simple joys of mannequins

Without sounding too Roman Polanski-ish, there’s always something adorable about kids figuring things out. This photo, though slightly perverse, is no exception.

This kid is quite the classy little gentleman. You can tell because he’s going fingertips only at first. Plus, kids only learn through what they’ve seen previously. So if he went with the fist then, well, you’d know mommy may have not handled recovering from pregnancy too well. This kid’s father must be wearing his mom like he was Shari Lewis and she was Lambchop just to make her feel anything.

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